-- Fair -- I'm the author of this tasteless webcomic. I run everything on Mobius from my orbiting space port above the planet, this way no one can get to me if they don't like my stuff. I usually get shit due to the fact I'm new at this and often screw stuff in the normal continuity but then again, its funny as hell and I don't care. I communicate with Sonic a lot through my creation screen, often its him complaining about something but sometimes I talk to the others, who complain also. I'm a 22 year old, single man living on my own now with a degree in graphic design...hey mom look what I'm doing with my life... Anyway enjoy and if you wanna bitch about something I say then go ahead, cause your a moron and I'm not listening.
	-- Sonic the Hedgehog -- Sonic is the hero of the planet Mobius and he sure as hell likes to remind people of that. He has gone through alot in is life but remains calm that his speed and power will save his family, friends and planet. Though brave he has one big ego and is usually called a dick behind his back but mostly to his face and doesn't care. He has pretty much whored himself out to every Freedom Fighter woman he comes across. His main enemies are Dr. Robotnik, Snively and Metal Sonic though he knows they could never win against him, aside from enslaving his family and friends, erasing his memory, being robotizied, causing numerous attacks on their peaceful village of Knothole until finally leveling it, so on and so forth. Sonic get the job done and goes on to be praised by all until they actually talk to him, where they procede to call him various profanities and the cycle continues.
	-- Miles "Tails" Prower -- Tails is Sonic's little "brother" and constantly trying to be like him. Isn't that freaking annoying? Though it pisses Sonic off sometimes, he always brings Tails along with him. Tails is a technological genius and, like Sonic, reminds people of it all the time. He rivals Dr. Robotnik most of the time which just adds onto his ego. He tries to woo the ladies like Sonic but is usually shot down in favor of Sonic. With his dad being a general and his mom being part of the Acorn Concil, he doesn't often get the attention he wants. If Tails is acting odd from time to time, its usually because he is drunk.
	-- Knuckles the Echidna -- Knuckles is the guardian of the Master Emerald on Angel Island though lately he hasn't be doing much guarding. Born into the heritage of guardians, Knuckles is a supped up, chaos force wielding badass. Once a rival of Sonic's, he now...still doesn't like him much. When not bashing heads, Knuckles and Sonic usually end up getting along though Knuckles loves to bring up how Sally fell for him before Sonic and then they go at it again. Knuckles does have some love interests though like his dominating girlfriend, Julie-Su. Sometimes, though, he ends up hanging with either the stacked, nypho Rouge or the 1,000 year old nypho Tikal although he claims he never has done anything with them. Knuckles travels around sometimes with The Chaotix though they seem to follow him around more then him inviting them along. And lets not even get into his family life, they all seem to be missing a screw here or there.
	-- Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik -- Robotnik has been the main villian in Sonic's life for a long time. With an IQ of 300 you think he would have killed them all by now. However, Robotnik always seems to let his ego get the best of him and creates many plans that usually don't seem to succeed in the end. He is as fat ass that usually has to rely on someone to get what he wants done. He lives in New Megaopolis with his nephew Snively and his pride and joy robot, Metal Sonic. While Robotnik thinks he is always right, his minions know he is doomed from the start but follow orders anyway for the love of watching him getting his ass kicked. Robotnik is pure evil and has at times won in his attempts to crush Sonic but he is never able to keep him down for long. Some joke that he might actually have a school girl crush on Sonic due to the fact he always creates plans that always focus on Sonic himself. And for the record...its always been fucking ROBOTNIK!!! Not Eggman!!!
	-- Snively Kintobor/Robotnik -- Snively is Dr. Robotnik's young, bald nephew. Though he much smaller then the evil whale, he still posseses his great IQ and nefarious ideals. However, Snively doesn't stray away from his goals as easily as his uncle and uses his deceptive and backstabbing nature to make sure he survives everything. Snively loves to bash his uncle behind his back along with Metal Sonic and sometimes even the real Sonic. Still he remains on the side he feels he will profit most from. He is quick to retreat though when the heat is on and is prone to tempertantrums to the highest degree. Snively is one dangerous foe in the Sonic universe but he is too much a wuss to actually get started on his own empire.
	-- Metal Sonic -- Metal Sonic is truely Robotnik's greatest creation ever, and Metal Sonic knows it. He has as big as an ego as his fleshy copy and has matched him in every way possible. The only reason he fails is due to his dumbass creator. Metal has a very deceptive nature, like Snively, but thanks to Robotnik's programming he ends up making the mistakes of his creator. Still he is very dangerous and can push Sonic enough so that anyone can finish him off. With the mind of his double, he usually flies into New Mobotropolis and tries to nail every girl Sonic has already been with. Its possible that he could find an soulmate in Nicole, if he hadn't tried to kill all her friends at various times.
	-- Shadow the Hedgehog -- It's very possible that Shadow could have created the genere of emo based on how angsty he is all the time. Though the ultimate lifeform, he never stops bitching. Having been created on Space Colony Ark by Dr. Robotnik's grandfather, he found his first friend in the good doctor's niece, Maria. When she was killed he went nuts and was locked away, the pain still eating away at him and plunging him into an genocidal state of mind. Shadow got over this, though he still hadn't know who he was or what he was made to do. All he kept talking about was Maria. He talked so much about Maria, whether she was real or not, people actually wished to the Ancient Walkers that they were dead instead of her. Shadow's self dicovery has annoyed the hell out of not just himself but those around him. He has gone from cure for a disease to clone to alien weapon to protector of Mobius so fast, you don't even freaking care anymore. All you know is he is some black hedgehog with a bitching problem. Though don't say that to him cause he'll whip out his pistol and gank ya without hesitation. Thats right, the man uses guns regardless of his infintie control over the Chaos Emeralds. Poor Sega...
	-- Amy Rose -- Japanese fan girl doesn't even begin to describe this annoying pest. Amy Rose grew up on the Little Planet then made her way down to the surface of Mobius to become Sonic's number one squeeze. To this date she has failed ever attempt. After much failure to not only win Sonic but also become a freedom fighter, she used the convinently place Ring of Acorns to make herself older. This still made her fail to swoon Sonic, not like it didn't stop him from messing around with her from time to time only worsening the obsession. Amy gets by with her tarot card reading and her magical hammer she pulls from god knows where. When pushed to being an angry bitch she will destroy anything in her path and then go back to being a sweet bitch. Amy may like shopping and look innocent but in more ways than one, she sure as hell isn't. She also hates Sally so much she is borderline murderous about it.
	-- Rouge the Bat -- An incredable jewel thief, Rouge is unrivaled. However, no one really cares to notice when they can notice that the girl is one stacked lady. With a physique that many men chase after, she is too busy focusing on stealing the one heart of the man that keeps resisting her, Knuckles. Constantly trying to steal his Master Emerald, Rouge has made it known that she ain't moving from Knuckles' path and tries to tune Julie-Su out of his life so she can sneak in for the kill. Rouge is known for switch sides constantly but she always ends up looking out for herself in the end and has been known to backstab those she works for from time to time. She is known for sleeping around a bit, even one unconfirmed instance with Knuckles' dad, Locke. Some say uses sex as a weapon or both and some say she is one hell of a nympho but all and all Rouge is one tough woman to deal with in and out of the bedroom.
	-- Princess Sally Acorn -- This once happy princess saw her kingdom destroyed, her father lost in an alternate reality, the coming of a great madman. No wonder she didn't have enough common sense to not date Sonic. Still Sally and Sonic did truly love each other and Sally was a strong leader of the Freedom Fighters for 10 years. After awhile though, after gaining everything back, she lost herself and began to bitch and moan about not having enough. It really strained Sonic and Sally's relationship causing them to break up and her cutting herself off from most campaigns against Robotnik. Sally may seem strong but her emotions are too high sometimes and really it doesn't help. She has gotten better though and Sonic may be back in the running with her. Still she bitches alot and no one likes a complainer and she is so full of herself sometimes that people would rather take execution for kicking her over hearing her talk about how she is the reason all of them arn't dead.
	-- Antoine -- Antoine was once the worst Freedom Fighter ever. He was clumsy, a coward, at one point wore a wig and overall useless. And in ways, he still is. However, he has gotten better as a fighter and as a leader, though its all thanks to him bagging his incredably out of leauge wife, Bunnie. Thanks to her he is able to help a lot and now has something up on Sonic whenever he reminds him that he once hooked up with Bunnie. Antoine has fought many villians other than Dr. Robotnik, even he had trouble with his double from an evil dimension but somehow he gets out of whatever mess he has created. With a hot wife, a sharp sword and calm reserve, Antoine is ready for anything until that comes his way, though he still trips over himself from time to time.
	-- Bunnie Rabbot -- This southern bell has dealt with a lot in her life. Having been partially robotizied was one thing but when she found out she could never go back to being normal was really a buzz kill. Bunnie really is a tough girl and can seriously lay a smack down on whoever is coming at her. She is married to Antoine and no one can understand why but thats her problem. She does love him though is embarressed sometimes by his coward nature. She has a great relationship with Sally though at times she seems to like Sally a little TOO much leading to some rumors around the city. Whether she is secretly harboring a crush for a princess or she really does love her husband, Bunnie is one of the toughest Freedom Fighters and with a sexy southern charm as well.
	-- Rotor Walrus -- Constantly creating new and awesome weapons for his friends, Rotor constantly finds himself sometimes playing the role of Background Person #3. With an incredable genius, he is on par with Robotnik and teaches Tails some things as well. He is a very polite person and cares about his friends alot. However, he constantly finds himself getting captured or having cielings collapse on him, so much to the point that he has become almost useless. Rotor did once have something going with Bunnie before she fell for Antoine and now he is too busy dealing with idiot Turtles or getting out done by Tails to even really do anything anymore. Though a good friend of Sonic, he does seem to have a knack of comforting the girls Sonic has been with and earning himself some bonus points whenever possible.
	-- Espio the Chameleon -- Though he is able to blend in to any environment around him, Espio mostly just uses it to spy on women in their showers. A well trained ninja, how and why we do not know, Espio is always ready for a challenge to prove his skills. He has a bit of an ego but not as bad as Sonic. He also meditates to center himself so he doesn't go flying off the handle which sometimes he does, mainly because Charmy pisses him off. He is in a constant battle with Vector over leadership of the Chaotix but is more calm about it, using emotional tactics to break Vector down, like telling him how much of slut his mom is. Espio is also a detective with the worst clients ever, for some reason they really want them to find hermit crabs. Also he is greatly annoyed by Mighty and feels that Mightly might even be gay for him. Espio is one big stealth, ninja star throwing homophobe.
	-- Charmy Bee -- The youngest of all the cast, Charmy is one annoying little punk ass kid. Its unknown how Charmy got involved with the Chaotix as much as he did, especally since he is the king of his people. Charmy loves to fly around and talk your ear off about irrelvant shit that no one wants to hear and asks questions over and over again. He talks a lot about his "incredablely hot" wife though no one has ever witnessed this person and feel it is some creepy alter ego the caffinated bee likes to act out once and a while. He really likes to annoy Espio, knowing how hard he concentrates to not get mad. He also listens on Vector's every word which fuels Vector's ego which is almost as bad as Sonic's. Charmy is a good flyer and his stinger really can hurt when he gets mad. He is a little kid that won't stop being a detective with the Chaotix until the other memebers kill themselves due to Charmy's personality. Also he is annoyed by Mighty also, mainly because his teammates don't like him either.
	-- Vector the Crocodile -- Vector is the oldest and most importantly the dumbest of the Chaotix. He still feels that since he is the oldest he should be the one to lead though he ususally fights for the position with Espio. Vector is a strong contender in our gallary of heros, often challenging Knuckles to fight then getting the crap kicked out of him. He still continues to challenge him to this day. He also is a self proclaimed detective and is always taking on clients who seem to be stupider then him, which is a real surprise. Vector tries hard to always earn money and when he does, he usually blows it at the local bar, leaving the team in debt once again. He is extremely annoyed by Mighty who tries to tag along with their team and thinks Mighty might have a thing for Espio, which he never lets him live down.
	-- Mighty the Armadillo -- Mighty is a constant pain in the side of the Chaotix. He once helped them in the past with Knuckles and it seemed that he was one of their memebers. Then when they decided to get back in the action they dropped Mighty. Mighty, though incredably strong, can't get the point that they don't want him hanging around, though no one knows why. Mighty seems to be a little too eager to try and rejoin the Chaotix that rumors fly around about him being gay for Espio. Mighty has good intentions but then again you never know how much he is willing to do to get back on the team and it scares some people.
	-- Jules the Hedgehog -- Jules is none other than the father of Sonic and the last robotizied Mobian. Unable to eat or sleep, Jules usually passes the time by telling old stories to people who he runs into on the street. Jules does have a wife and a close relationship with his son, though its easy to see where Sonic gets his ego from. Jules feels that being a robot lets him be able to do anything, though his old programming and faulty self add ons ususally find him in pieces asking for help more than rubbing his abilities in people's faces. Due to my first screw up when I started this comic, I had Sonic teleport Jules to me since he was the only person, aside from Sonic and Metal Sonic, unaffected by my time-space warp with the ability to help me fix the problem. Now, however, he doesn't seem to want to leave and has disabled my transporter from teleporting his robotic ass back to the surface. He calls me son sometimes and it creeps me out but if he can fix my shit then I guess I can keep him around for a bit.
	-- Chaos -- Chaos is a god composed of water and has the ability to grow using the Chaos Emeralds. He almost brought the world to the end but thankfully Sonic calmed him and the spirit of Tikal brought him back home in the Master Emerald. Chaos and Tikal started to live the immortal life and bring more and more Chao into the world which is really sick when you think how they would be able to do that. Chaos does get upset about one thing, though, Tikal's interest in Knuckles and it usually make him fly off the handle. Tikal usually calms the beast in her own manner but he likes to send Chao out to ruin Knuckles' day regardless. The Chaos monster is not someone you want as an enemy though its worth the risk for Tikal some say.
	-- Tikal -- Tikal is a member of a long lost tribe of Echidnas from 1,000 years ago. She once held the Chaos mosnter at bay and became an immortal soul because of it but then thanks to Dr. Robotnik she had to do the whole thing over again. Thanks to Sonic's help she was able to calm Chaos back to normal and they both left back to the Master Emerald. Chaos and Tikal lived together as partners and brought more Chao in the world. Man she is doesn't stop with the lovin. When she gets bored with Chaos she turns her attention to her crush on Knuckles and constantly likes to use her powers to spy in on him. This send Chaos off the handle but she calms him down though her obsession ususally gets Knuckles attacked with Chao. Tikal is a beautiful girl but a girl like that can't be good, immortal or not.
	-- Chao -- Chao (which I think is the plural term as well) are little creatures who are mostly raised by owners and soon learn the qualities of that owner to help them grow. Let me rephrase that actually. Chao are littie creatures who would be dead and gone if stupid people would stop caring for the annoying little things. If you've never tried to raise a Chao, then for the love of god don't, you might want to pet the little guys head but for some unknown reason u smake it across the room and it cries and doesn't like you. Or if you want to pick it up to take it to rest at the pool and when you get there you accidently throw it into the pool, where it can't swim yet, and ends up not liking you. Chao are annoying little creatures who can't move from one place to another without getting the shit kicked out of them. They known as Chaos' kids and so they have a few magical propeties in their blood, plus daddy can transform into a huge, end of the world monster that you don't wanna mess with. There are only a few that have been able to raise Chao properly and their lives are worse off than ever.
	-- Bean the Dynamite -- Bean, for some reason, is known as "the Dynamite" though he really is a duck. One reason he might be known as that is because he can whip out tons of bombs from seemingly nothing...OR he usually ends up blowing up his partners, as well as himself, due to his horrible attention span. Bean is probably the craziest person that the Freedom Fighters have faced due to the fact he speaks in jibber jabber or remains a little too happy when being defeated. The duck also loves shiney things and never shuts the hell up making it difficult to work with him. His all around partner is Bark though Bark is completely the opposite of what Bean is. Bean likes to refer to his partners as his boyfriends and because his IQ is so low he doesn't understand why everyone laughs.
	-- Bark the Polar Bear -- Bark is a cool headed, incredably strong second rate villian in the world of Sonic. He barely says a word and its a wonder why he even should thanks to his loud mouth partner Bean. Much of Bark's past is unknown and thanks to his mute-outlook on life, it feels like it will stay that way. Bark can usually lay a smack down on just about anybody though he does find a personal rival in Antoine after his embarressing loss to the Frenchie during a Freedom Fighter stake out. Bark keeps his cool with every enemy he faces and every villian he deals with. He usually ends up failing thanks to Bean but for some reason keeps hanging around with the little annoying bastard. When Bean refers to Bark as his boyfriend he really gets is ready to fight, though everyone is too busy laughing at him for him to even attack.
	-- Nack the Weasel -- Nack is a bounty hunter of the worst kind. He carries big toys but when it comes down to using them, he screws it all up. He has been captured so many times its not...well...actually yeah its still funny. The weasel has had a lot of partners in crime and usually ends up stabbing them in the back as well. He is known for killing or deserting his old companions when things get too heated. Nack is a coward but tries to preform like his isn't which still doesn't work. Nack is known for driving his hover bike, The Marvelous Queen, which opens up the possibility of him being a closet homo. Nack has recently joined forces with Mogul, Bean and Bark....who along with him are all in jail.
	-- Mammoth Mogul -- This super villian is eons old. Mogul once existed in the primitive past of Mobius until he got a Chaos Emerald crushed into his chest and became immortal. For a while he was a tough character to deal with and had been locked away many times only for him to resurface to cause terror once again. Then he was reduced to a pussy again. The sentient "son" of Dr. Robotnik, A.D.A.M., took Mogul's Chaos Emerald from him and sent his ass packing. Mogul did retain his elemental magic, but he wasn't anything like he was before, I mean he was captured by Sally landing Nack's bike on his head. Mogul usually likes the psychological aspect of war and uses long, drawn out speeches filled with many big words that no one knows nor listens to. This is sometimes why he fails because he reveals too much too early. Mogul is a strong villin, don't forget that, but when he really needs to start kicking ass, he likes to promote his college education more.